THE RELUCTANT EXHIBITIONIST

The idea of outdoor sex has always fascinated me. What has always curbed my desire to try it, however, is my crippling fear of someone seeing me naked. I like the IDEA of living dangerously a lot more than taking it on. Yet, when I see the dirty hitchhiker porno movies where she is bent over the front seat of a convertible, it looks like loads of fun. Exhibitionists try all kinds of crazy places…..alanis morisette blew Dave coulier in a movie theater….marky mark finger banged Reese Witherspoon on a roller coaster…. the thrill of the act HEIGHTENED by the FEAR of GETTING CAUGHT…..but what if you’re like me and getting caught would prevent you from trying it? Shouldn’t all people be able to experience sex in crazy places?

Well, NOW YOU CAN!

Welcome to MIKE’S ADULT FUN PARK OF SEX EXPLORATION!

See….hotel rooms are used for both sleeping AND sex…..but at MIKE’S ADULT FUN PARK OF SEX EXPLORATION, you won’t have TIME to sleep because there are SO MANY FUN AND EXCITING AREAS TO BRING YOUR PARTNER TO FUCK IN…..

It’s all 100% private, whereas all rooms lock (and latch, if you so desire) to ensure complete privacy from other guests as well as staff. You may take as long as you like and be as loud as you’d like. There’s enough areas to fuck in that NO ONE will be looking at their watch…..

areas like…..

The naughty classroom…..

Jail……

Dodger stadium (with 3d technology that REALLY MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE THERE!)

Jurassic park (bone on a stegosaurus)

A boat in a storm…..

On the beach…..

In the jungle…..

at the maxx, from saved by the bell…….

In a submarine…..

An old style saloon…..

A teepee…..

A bowling alley…..

Mcdonalds…..

Just out in the middle of the fucking street……

That goofy light up tree from avatar…..

An ice fisher’s shack…..

And MANY MORE!

Act now as availability is based on a first come first serve basis. You and your partner can experience all the fun of sex in weird places, without the fear of getting caught.

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